Norbert Preining

Vienna University of Technology
Institute of Discrete Mathematics and Geometry

Università degli Studi di Siena
Dipartimento di Scienze Matematiche ed Informatiche "Roberto Magari"

Email: preining@logic.at

What to find on these pages:

GPG: My DSA key for use with gpg and pgp v5 and newer. For retrieval of my keys you can mail me with subject “get DSA-key”.
Fingerprints:
DSA: 14DF 2E6C 0307 BE6D AD76 A9C0 D2BF 4AA3 09C5 B094
RSA: BE 15 9D B2 99 05 03 06 D3 A1 56 CC 20 F1 4C 19


Did I say I hate Austrian mobile provider …
Recently I read on the Republica that on the line between Rome and Milano, which is quite a long long ride, there are some stretches that do not allow connecting via mobile to the internet. These places are the Appenin, not surpisingly, and some others.

Ever travelled between Salzburg and Vienna, so not one of the remote very rarely used lines in Austria, I got this wonderful ping return:

64 bytes from pub1.kernel.org (204.152.191.5): icmp_seq=61 ttl=50 time=76823 ms
Mind the time, 76 seconds. Yup, we are remote from the world. And that was at times where I was at least connected …

[2008-10-06 | /Fun] permanent link

Towel Day 25. May 2007
A tribute to Douglas Adams, don’t leave your bed without a towel!

Here is a photo of mine in front of a church in Barcelona (if I am right) at one of the last towel days:

[2007-05-25 | /Fun] permanent link

Carinzia - vacance tra nemici
Qualche giorni fa sono passato tra Carinzia, questo parte di Austria dove un pazzo governa come un regno, dal un anno contra la costituzione austriaca. Haider ha tolto le cartelle bilinguali colla spegiazione che nella legge delle strade (Straßenverkehrsordnung) non sia niente detto delle cartelle bilinguali. O che cazzo, mi pare che questo cavolo non ha mai sentito niente della gerarchia delle legge.

Allora, io passo tra Carinzia senza fermarmi, senza spendere un Euro. Vacanze tra nemici! Non capisco come la maggior parte della populazione in Carinzia puo essere cosi stupido e continua votare per una fava come Haider. Grande. Nemici.

Ricordate bene, vacanze in carinzia è vacanze tra pazzi, potrei dire anche fascisti. Fate qualcos’altro! Austria è bellissima, non è necessario fermarsi in carinzia!

[2006-12-28 | /Fun] permanent link

My comment to the upcoming elections …
A fantastic, but unfortunately unavailable, T-shirt of the Il Vernacoliere says the following:

La topa della Lega ‘un sa d’una sega
La topa toscana è saporita e sana.
I won’t translate this, but those who know a bit about politics and about Italian will understand.

[2006-09-29 | /Fun] permanent link

Our prime minister
Election is closing in, and Herbert Lackner gives a good description of our beloved prime minister in the Furche Nr.30/27. Juli 2006: Wolfgang Schüssel gibt keine Interviews, sondern er hält Reden, die zu seinem Missbehagen manchmal durch Fragen der Journalisten unterbrochen werden. Please don’t forget to see the related comment on Gehrer below.

[2006-08-02 | /Fun] permanent link

DeCSS is fun
It is already an old story, the one about the MPAA and CSS encoding, and the Norwegian boy cracking the stupid encoding. But best of it, you can get the DeCSS code directly from the servers of the DVDCAA. I found this on the very instuctive web page 42 ways to distribute DeCSS. It is simple, just do

for DVDs in Linux screw the MPAA and ; do dig ${DVDs}.z.zoy.org @ns1.or.com ; done | \
  perl -ne 's/\.//g; print pack("H224",$1) if(/^x([^z]*)/)' | gunzip
(all stolen from the above web page!)

Enjoy watching DVD on linux without the MPAA sanctum!

[2006-06-15 | /Fun] permanent link

Our ministry of education
My comment to the Austrian government and the current ministery for education cannot be better expressed than the following excerpt from the Standard, print 3.2.2006, Lisa Nimmervoll: Heute gilt Gehrer als beratungsresistentes, selbstreferentielles System, das auf Autopilot läuft und läuft und läuft. Das tut sie, weil sie sich mit Schüssel in wechselseitiger Nibelungentreue verbunden weiß. Er wird sie nicht fallen lassen. Sie steht an seiner Seite. Populär sein mögen andere. Wir haben eine Mission.

[2006-06-06 | /Fun] permanent link

Miserable Failure
Try searching Google for the term Miserable Failure.

Oder, wenn Sie an österreichischer Politik interessiert sind, suchen Sie nach dem Ausdruck “völlige Inkompetenz”.

[2006-06-06 | /Fun] permanent link


© 2006 Norbert Preining.